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Dekh Raha Tha

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,
Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai Try Again

You and me

Somebody asked me to explain the relationship between you and me
they expected the answer as, best friend

but

i simply smiled and said ( GOD’s Gift )

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Idiots would try

Fact 1: You can not touch
your both lips with your tongue

Fact 2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it

Happy 1st April

We All Understand

23rd March is PAKISTAN DAY
May ALLAH Bless Us
All With Integrity
To Be Proud Of Our Country
May We All Understand
The True Meaning Of
PAKISTAN RESOLUTION Passed On This Day.
Ameen

Reminds me how

Missing you makes me feel sad and alone, but it also reminds me how lucky I am to be married to the most handsome man I have ever known. I love you very much and will love you forever

Dil mera mujhe

Jab usko dekha aj Jo hua nahi wo hone laga

Dil mera mujhe jaga k khud seene me sone laga

You edit this

If u save this message, it means I’m cute. If you edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i’m cute & if u erase this, you are jealous of me because i am cute!

Aflaki nahi hai

Tera andesha aye aflaki nahi hai
Teri parvaz lolaki nahi hai

Ya mana asal shahenii hai teri
Teri ankhon main bebaki nahi hai

I do think

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

Good Morning

A real test

when i went to school we had a test but not a real test he was faking the test so when we got the test there ugly queasy then our teacher said April fools