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B – Bikes.
B – Beers.
B – Babes.
B – Bunks And The Most Important.
B – Backlogs.

Everyone Shows More Love & Care
In The Beginning Of Any Relationship
But
No One Maintains It Till The Last
SAD BUT TRUE

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Is your name Gillette? …coz you’re the best a man can get.