You see my friend over there?
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
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Category: Deep Meaning SMS
You are so beautiful that I
You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
Are we related?
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Can you say constantinople backwards
Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Hello. Cupid called
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You must be going to hel
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette
Is your name Gillette? …coz you’re the best a man can get.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Say, did we go to different schools together?
I don't know what you think of me
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.