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The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we’re not sure we’re pronouncing it right

My doctor gave me six months to live. But when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more

PaPpu To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat Achi Rakhi Hai,
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Uska Haath Lagte He Mai Theek Hogaya
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Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thappedh Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak Aaye Thi

In the sick room, ten cents’ worth of human understanding equals ten dollars’ worth of medical science

The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na

A man to doctor
Is there any medicine for long life.
Doctor: Get married
Man: Will it help
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts

Duniya bhar k docters ki team ne research
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Or is nateejay
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Msg karne se maut nai aati kar lia kro…

A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I’ve bad n good news
The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life

Man: 0h my God, whats the good news
Doctor: I’m kidding, She is Dead