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An engineering student
to his sweeper brother
I have got degree, I
have got knowledge
I can sit in society
What do you have
Sweeper: I have the job

=2*2/2*1

=4/2

=2

engineers never ask ans kya hai

dey only ask

ans kya lana hai

Engineer sms, SMS for eng students

A frustated engg. studnt tells his
girl friend on date
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“aaj paise tu de de,
placement hote hi lauta dunga

An Engineering Student to His Sweeper:
Brother: I Have Engineering Degree,
I have Knowledge and Reputation in People.
What Have You Got?

Sweeper: I Have a Job

What is the difference b/w wife and saali

Saali is Beauty
Wife is duty
Saali is passion
Wife is tension
Saali is patakha
Wife is sayapa
Saali is tuty-fruity
Wife is qismat photi
Saali is fresh cake
Wife is earth quake

A Baggar Found Rs. 100

He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner

Bill Rs. 3000

He was unable to pay

Manager Handed Him To Police

He Gave 100rs To Police & Free

Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGMENT Without MBA

Be satisfied with life But,
unsatisfied with The results you produce
That’s the best way to keep Growing n discover your hidden poteniation

Mat Cheeno bachcho Se Mobile
Ye akele Rhne Se bahut darte He
Lelo Exam B sMs Par Hi
Kyu Ki Ye 1 Hi Chiz to Hai Jo Mann Lagakar Karte He

Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi

Wah-wah

Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi

Wah-wah

Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi

Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha
NO MONEY
NO FUN
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya
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How Sad
Very Bad
Your DAD