I have got degree
An engineering student
to his sweeper brother
I have got degree, I
have got knowledge
I can sit in society
What do you have
Sweeper: I have the job
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An engineering student
to his sweeper brother
I have got degree, I
have got knowledge
I can sit in society
What do you have
Sweeper: I have the job
=2*2/2*1
=4/2
=2
engineers never ask ans kya hai
dey only ask
ans kya lana hai
Engineer sms, SMS for eng students
A frustated engg. studnt tells his
girl friend on date
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“aaj paise tu de de,
placement hote hi lauta dunga
An Engineering Student to His Sweeper:
Brother: I Have Engineering Degree,
I have Knowledge and Reputation in People.
What Have You Got?
Sweeper: I Have a Job
What is the difference b/w wife and saali
Saali is Beauty
Wife is duty
Saali is passion
Wife is tension
Saali is patakha
Wife is sayapa
Saali is tuty-fruity
Wife is qismat photi
Saali is fresh cake
Wife is earth quake
A Baggar Found Rs. 100
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner
Bill Rs. 3000
He was unable to pay
Manager Handed Him To Police
He Gave 100rs To Police & Free
Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGMENT Without MBA
Be satisfied with life But,
unsatisfied with The results you produce
That’s the best way to keep Growing n discover your hidden poteniation
Mat Cheeno bachcho Se Mobile
Ye akele Rhne Se bahut darte He
Lelo Exam B sMs Par Hi
Kyu Ki Ye 1 Hi Chiz to Hai Jo Mann Lagakar Karte He
Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi
Wah-wah
Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi
Wah-wah
Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi
Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha
NO MONEY
NO FUN
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya
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How Sad
Very Bad
Your DAD