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Category: Engineering SMS

I have got degree

An engineering student
to his sweeper brother
I have got degree, I
have got knowledge
I can sit in society
What do you have
Sweeper: I have the job

engineers never ask ans kya hai

=2*2/2*1

=4/2

=2

engineers never ask ans kya hai

dey only ask

ans kya lana hai

Engineer sms, SMS for eng students

Placement hote hi lauta dunga

A frustated engg. studnt tells his
girl friend on date
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“aaj paise tu de de,
placement hote hi lauta dunga

I Have a Job

An Engineering Student to His Sweeper:
Brother: I Have Engineering Degree,
I have Knowledge and Reputation in People.
What Have You Got?

Sweeper: I Have a Job

Saali is passion

What is the difference b/w wife and saali

Saali is Beauty
Wife is duty
Saali is passion
Wife is tension
Saali is patakha
Wife is sayapa
Saali is tuty-fruity
Wife is qismat photi
Saali is fresh cake
Wife is earth quake

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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGMENT

A Baggar Found Rs. 100

He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner

Bill Rs. 3000

He was unable to pay

Manager Handed Him To Police

He Gave 100rs To Police & Free

Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGMENT Without MBA

The results you produce

Be satisfied with life But,
unsatisfied with The results you produce
That’s the best way to keep Growing n discover your hidden poteniation

Lelo Exam B sMs Par Hi

Mat Cheeno bachcho Se Mobile
Ye akele Rhne Se bahut darte He
Lelo Exam B sMs Par Hi
Kyu Ki Ye 1 Hi Chiz to Hai Jo Mann Lagakar Karte He

Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi

Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi

Wah-wah

Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi

Wah-wah

Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi

NO MONEY NO FUN

Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha
NO MONEY
NO FUN
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya
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How Sad
Very Bad
Your DAD