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I do not cry

Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don’t fly

At last he asked his mother

A child was watching hockey match

At last he asked his mother

Mom: why they are fighting for one ball

Why they don’t take separate balls

Who Can Actually Make It For You

In Life,

Don’t Settle For Someone Who Can Buy A Coffee For You

Go For Someone Who Can Actually Make It For You

Sometimes Little Efforts Make A Big Difference

Bratty Bart was banging it

There was a metal bucket in the backyard, and

bratty Bart was banging it

Just what do you think you’re doing

his father yelled

“Making music for the new Baby, ” Bart said

Don’t lie to me! The baby isn’t out here

“Sure she is, ” said Bart. “She’s inside the bucket

What is the most important source

Commerce professor asks the student:what is the most important source of finance for starting business?Student: “Father in law”

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I click on your computer

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user

Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer

Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer

Wind blows and u find

Dedicated To All Engineering Students
…………
just imagine

u r alone
in
a
dense forest
its
night
a fearful
wind
blows
and
u
find
a ghostly
old
building
there of
15 feet
tall with
fearful heart u
approach near the building
suddenly a
dead body
falls
on u
and
a great light fills
on the building
then
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
draw the 1,front view
2.top view
3.side view of the building
and also discuss the parabolic path covered
by the dead body.