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Category: Facebook SMS

Harrr baat mein kya AWWWW

BF : baby ONE minute widout u is like
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GF : Awwwwwwww….
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BF : 60 secs yaar… harrr baat mein kya AWWWW

You can safely blame it

Researchers say that people who frequently use Facebook are more likely to gain weight and increase credit card debt.
So if you over-weight and messed financial affairs, you can safely blame it on Facebook

You are now husband and wife

Soon Christian weddings will be performed like this:
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook status from Single to Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Priest: Congrats! You are now husband and wife. You may now Poke the bride. And please don’t forget to Tag me in the wedding pics

Relationships ruin Facebook

Facebook does not ruin relationships
Relationships ruin Facebook

One opens it every few minutes

Facebook is like a refrigerator. One opens it every few minutes just to see if there’s anything new and usually there’s not

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Likes your Facebook status

What’s the most most embarrassing moment in one’s life?
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When nobody likes your Facebook status

On Facebook

You need a lion’s heart to reject a girl’s request
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on Facebook

Facebook is full of people

Twitter is for the people you’ve never met
Facebook is full of people you wish you could forget

Yes, I am over 18

The three most common lies on the internet:
1. I have read and agreed to the “Terms of Service”.
2. Status: Offline.
3. Yes, I am over 18