Category: Funny Christmas SMS

Pretended to be him.

Father tells his son in kindergarten during Christmas festival:

Son, you’re already big and you need to know that Santa Claus does not exist. I pretended to be him.

Father, I knew that long time ago. And you were the stork as well

Christmas comes more

Two programmers talking

I feel so good, Christmas is here again

Great, and it’s even better than sex.


You see, Christmas comes more often.

Credit card bill arrives

It’s the most wonderful season indeed until everything has to be cleaned up, and the credit card bill arrives

Between you and Santa

If I had to choose between you and Santa I’d choose you. I still think it’s a little creepy that that guy comes in my house while I’m sleeping

My Christmas cards

i am writing a unique and personal message in each of my Christmas cards this year. So for you, I’d like to say Whomever you are, Merry Christmas to my friend/family person who is really special.