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Category: Funny SMS (Hindi)

Roz apko dekhu

Dil se apka khayal jata nahin
Apke siwa koi yaad aata nahi
Hasarat hai roz apko dekhu
Par kambakt woh madari apko roz lata nah

Humaray ghar main jin

Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain

Baap: Saman pack karo

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy

Kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch

Baap ne apne betey ki talashi li
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoyein, baap ne betey ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch
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Beta rote hoye bola

abbu maine aapki vaskat pehni hy

Jaha buht Sary Log Hu

Teacher: Kisi aisi jaga ka name batao

Jaha buht sary log hu phir

bhe ap akeLy feeL karTey Ho

STuDeNT: ExaMaNaTiON HaLL

Woh Sharmae aur Boli

Eik Baar Terrorist na Burhia Ky Pas Bomb Rakh Diya
Log Chillaye
Budhiya Bomb
Budhiya Bomb
Woh Sharmae aur Boli
Wou to Main Jawane Main thi

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