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Category: Funny SMS (Jokes)

Dekh Raha Tha

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,
Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai Try Again

Told the cashier

At the bank, I told the cashier: I’d like to open a joint account please.
Cashier: Okay with whom?
Man: Whoever has lots of money

Sadqa gharib govt ko gya

Ek sheikh ne apni bv ka Rs 15 sadqa utara
or us mai Rs 85 or mila kr card load krlia
Bv ne pocha: ye kya kia
Sheikh: Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balnce mere pas

Izhaar karne me thode dhair

unke haath peele ho gaye
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhair ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

They will be visiting you soon

Hey listen
Two people were asking
Me about you
I give them your address and cell number
They will be visiting you soon
Their names are joy and happiness

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Awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai

Ye awaaz pehchano

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi

How will you divide

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce Judge
How will you divide, you have 3 kids
Sardar:ok, we should next year

Janu Ek Puppy do na

Wife in a romantic mood
Janu Ek Puppy do na

Pappu:” Uff, Fashion Dekho
Ghar me khane ko Paise nhi hain
aur is ko Kutte ka pilla
chahiye

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