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Bara Mushkil Hota Hy Jawab Dena

Koi Ankhon Sy Baat Kur Leta Hy
Koi Ankhon Mein Mulakat Kur Leta Hy
Bara Mushkil Hota Hy Jawab Dena
Jub Koi English Mein Baat Kur Leta Hy

Mujh se alag hone nahi denge

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge

Ye Sher Samajh Nahi Ayega

Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Sukun Nahi Ayega
Gam-e-tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega
Maklul Ki Fitrat He Ye Kafir
Dimag Fat Jayega
Par Ye Sher Samajh Nahi Ayega

Masti ka mastaana hua

Gunghat me tujhe dekha to diwana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti ka mastaana hua
Jaise hi gunghat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua

Muhabat to sab karte hai

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He
Muhabat to sab karte hai par
Mai karu to sala character dhila hai

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Payr main wafa mili to theek

Kash Pyar ka insurance ho jata
Payr karne se phle premium bharwaya jata
Payr main wafa mili to theek
Warna BEWAFFAO pejo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata

Insaan Insaan ko das riya hai

Zeharili Shayari:

Arz kiya hai

Insaan Insaan ko das riya hai
Wah Wah

Insaan Insaan ko das riya hai
Wah Wah

Aur saap kone me beth ke has riya hai

Chalo koi baat nahi

Arz kiya hai
Zindgi ne diye hai bade dhokhe
gaur kare
Zindgi ne diye hai bade dhokhe

Chalo koi baat nahi
Its ok, Its ok, Its ok

Jo baat unse kehni thi

Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye
Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye
Light chali gayi thi… to

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Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye

Aur phir Dhunwen me urha dia

Salook us ne mujh se kisi cigrete jesa kia
Pehle jalaya phir piya
Paaoun rakha bujha dia
Bas talab thi us ko Meri kuch Waqt ke liye
Pehle lagaya Honton se,
Aur phir Dhunwen me urha dia
Apni Saansen kheench ke meri khushbu Khud me basa Li
Aur
Meri jalti hoi raakh ko apni ungliyon se gira diya