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Category: Funny SMS

Dekh Raha Tha

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,
Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai Try Again

More extensive

In case you need your relationship to work constantly remind your self that the alternative is more extensive than you

A diamond necklace

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for six months
Was the necklace fake, no that was deal

Mairy mamo ke ghar se

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati ha

Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se

Teacher: Wo kaisy

Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain “Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi”

Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Wife : I will die
Husband : I will also die
Wife : why do u want to die
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

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Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya
Wife- Koun Thi Wo
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi

Just like two boxers shaking hands

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding

It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins

Mom plugs my phone 2 charger

Height of Creativity: Girl -I’ve saved my boy frnd’s number as BATTERY LOW. So,whenevr he calls & i’m not around, my Mom plugs my phone 2 charger

I’ve got two words to say

Cute Love Story..♥ Boy :- Hey I’ve got two words to say.. Girl :- What.? Boy :- ” I LOVE YOU ” Girl :- Huh..Isn’t that 3 words.? Boy :- No! Because ‘(U)’ And ‘(I)’ Are One

Passing Marks are still

Dollars has increased to Rs. 100

Milk has increased to Rs. 70…

Petrol has increased to Rs. 101

Thanks God
Passing Marks are still 33