Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
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Category: Funny SMS
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno
Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai…..per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!
Kitne din ho gay
Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
Rose,Lotus,Tulips
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai…..
REPEAT THESE LINES
REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS “Allah k naam pay day day baba”
KARAY JAOOO… . . . .KARAY
KARAY JAOOO… . . . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO…. . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna…..lolz
Dost ne Dil ka haal batana
Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya
Kash kabhie app hamari gali
Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen”TEEN DABAY WALAY”
Teacher teaching a student algebra
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter.