Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu
Wife: Aap bohut mote ho gaye ho
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mein to maa banne wali hun
Pathan: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu
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Category: Funny SMS
U cannot touch each other
Funny but true fact
Relationship between lovers in today age
you can touch each othe
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u cannot touch each other mobile
No using of my money
BOY : I want us to be in a relationship
GIRL : Its okay but under one condition
BOY : Which one
GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it
for my future husband
BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition
GIRL : Which one
BOY : No using of my money coz
am preserving it for my future wife
Saas Na Ho
Saas Ki Demand
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Ladki Khobsorat ho
Ameer ho, Padhi Likhi ho, Kam Umar Ho
Ghar K Kaam Kaaj Mein Maahir Ho
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Ladki Ki Demand
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Saas Na Ho
Student rock teacher shocked
Lady teacher : tum phir dair se aye school 8 baje shuru ho jata hai to phir itni late q aye ?
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Student: janu itni fiker nhi kiya kero Dost shak kerte hai :p 
Student rock teacher shocked
Sharafat se contact me rehena
Tumhari yaad dil se jane na denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge,
Sharafat se contact me rehena,
Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge
Hum 25 bhai bahan hai
Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye
Subse himmat wala mard kaun hai
Dunia me subse himmat wala mard kaun hai
Dhobi
qki wo kisi bhi ghar jakr kehta hai saheb madam se kehna kapde nikal k rakhe,mai ata hu..
what r u doing on my bed
Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
Ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna
Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna