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Main thodi na bevkoof hoon

Ek teacher ny ek ladke se pucha
agar tumhare paas chaar toffee hain
unmse se maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi
Baccha bola:chaar
Teacher:vo kaise
Baccha bola:main thodi na bevkoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga

Numaish aie tou wo dono mashkoo

New Karachi se
Nikalne wali bus W-11 jab godhra pohanchi,
tou os main 2 Mashkook
afrad baithey, Phir wo sohrab goth pohanchi tou aik Ladies black
bag le kar Aagey
bethi, aur jab bus

Lalookhait pohnchi tou
full ho gai, Phir
Numaish aie tou wo
dono mashkook admi utar gaie, Aur Aagey
ja k wo lady bhe utar
gai, phir Denso hall pe
mera office bhe agaya tou main bhe utar gaya.
Es tarah W-11 ka safar
khatam hua,
Light Nahi Hai, TimePaSs Kar Raha Thi,
Tawajjah Deny ka SHUKRIA

The very next day pigeon reached

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.He angried and called to rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call