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Like 0r comment ki umeed krna

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam

1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana

2.Machar ki malish krna

3.Chitti ko kiss krna

4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana

5.Ap logo sy like 0r comment ki umeed krna

Tu darakht pe kion latka hai

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha . Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai. Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

BUDUK BUDUK BUDUK

Teacher : titanic kaise doba

Student : DUBUK
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DUBUK
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BUDUK
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BUDUK . .
BUDUK . .
BUDUK . .
GULUM . .
Gulu gulu gulu

Boht sharmindagi hoi Ap se mil kr

Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hy

To

Mera B Hy
haath milao.
( ‘:’) (‘;’ )

Boht sharmindagi hoi Ap se mil kr pakag b ha pr b ap msg ni karty
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Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho

Girl- (In A Party) Excuse Me..
Mere Hath Men Plate Hy,
To Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se
Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho..?
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Boy- (Khush Hote Hoye) Han Bolo Kya Hatana He..?
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Girl- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazren

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Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
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excuse me ?
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hellO
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Friend ho ?
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Mujh jaisa

Main bata deta hoon aapko

Research kehti hai ki ladkian ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai

Aapko pata hai kaise

Nahi pata

Main bata deta hoon aapko

Kyun ki

100 mein se 10 Larkia’n naturally khoobsurat hoti hai

Aur baki

Apni Mehnat se

Mera hath wha tak nahi phunchta

Chand pe likh du tera naam mera dil ye chahta hai
Per ek to mera hath wha tak nahi phunchta
Dusra ye khyal din mein aata ha

DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY

AQAL BADAM KHANY SY NAHI

DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY

FUNNY BUT TRUE

Goal Hai

Dunya
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Goal Hai………