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Category: Ghazal SMS (Funny)

Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon

Ery Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya

Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya

Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na jab nikle paise lohar bhi mujhse rooth gaya

Kis shouq se maine jane ada aakar tera daman pakda tha
Jab teri mummi ne dekh liya mere hath se daman choot gaya

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain
kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gaya

Kaha main betaab ho gaya

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny

Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena

Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena

Or han! Aatey ko achi tarha goond lena

Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai

Pyaz kat’ty wqt rona nai

Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy

Thore dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy

Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena

Aa raha hon main thori cold drink manga lyna

Jan aur maal ho mefoz

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga
Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye
Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat
Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab
In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna
Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai
Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay

Roz leti he talashi wo

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra

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Mere paas na jab nikle paise

Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya

Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya

Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na jab nikle paise lohar bhi mujhse rooth gaya

Kis shouq se maine jane ada aakar tera daman pakda tha
Jab teri mummi ne dekh liya mere hath se daman choot gaya

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain
kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gaya