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Slowly it becomes your habit

A small tip for lifetime try to present yourself that you are happy

Slowly it becomes your habit and finally it becomes your character

I too wish that you were

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so i would be in your hands all day

Husband: I too wish that you were
a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday

You can be sure of one thing

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife
you can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife

Aj main doosri bar marte marte

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun

Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do

You were sending me Jewelry

Wife: yesterday night i saw a dream
That you were sending me
Jewelry and clothes
Husband: yeah i saw
your dad paying the bill

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She got up from the couch

Wife: Our wall clock almost killed my mum. It fell two seconds after she got up from the couch! Husband: Damn, I knew the clock was slow

Milega hi nahi iis liye main

Wife to husband- Zara kitchen se machis lana
Husband Yahan to koi machis nahi hai
Wife Mujhe pata tha tum to ho andhe tumhain
Milega hi nahi iis liye main pehle hi le aayi thi

Kesi ghalat fehmi

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

Kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Man: Sir, my wife is missing
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai
police station me complain dijiyee
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Shayad main mar jaunga

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga
Wife: Kyon
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai