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Is ko kahi dekha ha

Ek sardar aina dekhta hua soch raha tha
is ko kahi dekha ha phir bola han yad aya
ye to wohi kamina ha jo shadi ki album me meri biwi k sath betha hai

I saw a man beating a donkey

Teacher:Now,children if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him. what virtue would I be showing
Student: Brotherly love

Aj main bohat khush hoon

Sheikh ghalti se 5 rupay ka sika khaa gaya
kuch din baad potty mein uska sika baher aa gaya
to wo bv se bola
aj main bohat khush hoon
aj bahut din baad ek phasi hui payment mili hai

Log Dete Hn Isy Nam pakezgi Ka

Ek Bat To Batao Mohabat Ki Har Gali Gumnam Q Hy Judai Or Mout Ishq Ka Anjam Q Hy Log Dete Hn Isy Nam pakezgi Ka To Phr Ye “MUNNI” Itni Badnam Q Hy

1 Mahinay Tak Kitabain Parhnay Se Behtar Ha

1 Danishwar Ka Qol Hai K, “1 Aqal Mand Se Kuch Der Baat Krna, 1 Mahinay Tak Kitabain Parhnay Se Behtar ha” , To Abhi Main FREE Hon App Call/SMS Kar Skty Hn

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Without Information Fighting Everytime

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE
It means Without Information Fighting Everytime
WIFE satys No, it means
With Idiot for Ever

Yes we do but not till the skin drops

Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid “Yes we do but not till the skin drops off

Gets ready with tools

A woman goes to a dentist for tooth extraction
doc tells her to lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed

At marriage night they both are crying

75years old man got married with a girl of 15 years old. At marriage night they both are crying cuz Girl don’t know anything and an old man have forgotten evrything

Leave the size as it is

A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, “Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is