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Please stop telling everybody that

Yar i trusted you so much
but your mouth is never shut
Why did you tell others my secrets
you really disappointed me
please stop telling everybody that

I am so CUTE

Hold my back with your other hand

Put your hand on my hand
&
hold my back with your other hand
touch your lip with my lips
&
taste how hot I am
do this everyday
don’t b confuse I am you tea cup

Husband jumps with joy

Husband texts to wife on cell

Hi what r u doing Darling

Wife: I am dying

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U

Wife: U idiot! I’m dying my hair

Husband: Bloody English Language

Yes I like your eyes

Girl: What do you like in me
Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it
Girt: Rascal you are with me for that
Boy: Yes I like your eyes

What do you call a male lady bird

1. Can you cry under water
2. Do fish ever get thirsty
3.Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep
4.What do you call a male lady bird
5.Why is it called building when its already built
6.When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it
7.If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box
9.Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle
Think about it on trees den why banks have branches
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box
9.Why doesn’t Glue stick to its bottle
Think about it

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A creamy foamy liquid as it

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid as it thrust in & out up& down can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

You Brought Religion Into My Life

Beatiful Lines Said By A Husband To His Wife
I Must Admit
You Brought Religion Into My Life
I Never Believed In HELL
Until
I Met You

How hot I am do this everyday

Put your hand on my hand
&
hold my back with your other hand
touch your lip with my lips
&
taste how hot I am
do this everyday
don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.

Men who sacrificed their love

Long ago Men who sacrificed their
love youth parents identity
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS
Now they are called HUSBANDS

Ice cream seller in summer

Teacher-whats ur father
Santa- I.C.S
in summer
nd
P.C.S
in winter
Tchr-what’s that
Santa Ice cream seller in summer
and
Pakoda chat seller in winter