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Maar dalun ga sab kanjuuso ko

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abay lag jay gi
kia kar rahe ho

Hat jao
maar dalun ga sab kanjuuso ko
Jo apun ko sms nahi kartay

Iske peeche koi plan hai

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai

Operation dobara karna paray ga

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga

Do akshar pada aur who

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai
MAMU : B.A
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who

Teray ko maaloom hai

Munna
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai
Patient
To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

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Reply karneko majbur karta hai

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai

Finally declares BOLE

After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He 1st checks the patient’s eyes tongue & ears with a Torch & finally declares
BOLE TO TORCH THEEEEK HAI

Zindgi me sabko hansana

Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana
Zindgi me sabko hansana
Dushman ko bhi gale lagana
Phir bhi koi gam de to mujhe batana,
THOK DENGE SAALE KO

Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Tension Nahi Lene ka Bhai

Munna bhai: Arre O Circuit Ek Bakra Talaab me Gir gaya hai.Aab Wo Sala Bahar Kaise Aaye ga

Circuit: Simple hai Bhai Geela Ho ker

Tension Nahi Lene ka Bhai