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Dono ek sath kiya

Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T”

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

“STOP”

2nd day Beti: MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

DON’T STOP

I know that is too much

Think big
Think positive
Think smart
Think beautiful
Think great
I know that is too much for you so here is a shortcut
Just think about me

Take a deep breath and say loudly

If a paper comes very tough in exam
Just close your eyes for a moment
Take a deep breath and say loudly

This is a very interesting subject
I want to study it again

If everyone learn to talk to each

A lot of trouble in the world will disappear

If everyone learn to talk to each

Instead of talking about each other

When you came into my life

Life Was Lonely

No One Was There

I Had No Good Friend

And When you came into my life

I Realised That

Akele he theek tha yaar

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Aj mood main hu to sms kar diya

Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana
Is jahan se alag duniya mat basana
waise aj mood main hu to sms kar diya
par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana

Hamen kuch nahin karne dena

Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy Baap
Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen
Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana
hamen kuch nahin karne dena

Us ko he to dekhta th

Father 2 son : padosi ki ladki ko dekh. Woh exam main 1st aai hai

Son: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya

Lovers are outgoing calls

Wives are incoming calls
Lovers are outgoing calls
Aunties are Toll free calls
Callgirls are Roaming calls
Neighbour girls are Missed Calls

You are too dump to use your mobile

This is your mobile operator we can see
that you are too dump to use your mobile
please put it on the floor and start jumping on it