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After looking the man over he says

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the

car after looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice

your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking

The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice

your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts

Jab break lagata hun to sath lagti hay

Police nay larka larki ko motorcycle pay jate rok liya aur pocha ye tumhri kia lagti ha

Larka wasay to kuch nai lagti wasay jab break lagata hun to sath lagti hay

Let me sleep

A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night
Wife: Get up there is a thief in our home
Police Inspector: Let me sleep.I am not on duty right now

Ab Rukne Ki Meri Umer Nahi

Traffic Police Wala Buriya
Sy: Main Kitni Dair Sy Siti
Baja Raha Tha, Ap Ruki Q
Nahi

Buriya: Beta Siti Sun Kar
Ab Rukne Ki Meri Umer
Nahi Rahi
(“.”) Wah
<)(\ Amman G _||_ Tussi V

Beta tumhara result acha nahi

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result acha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna T.V dekhna band
Bacha: Ye 50 rupye pakro aur is bat ko yahi daba do

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Cafe jaty ho

Police walay ne 1 student
ko pakr lia

Student: Sir main student
hoon plz muje Chor dein

PoLice: Tum bina licence
k motorcyle chlate ho

Student: Nai

Police: Larkiyon ko cherty
ho

Student: Nai

Police: Cafe jaty ho

Student: Nai

Police
Oay fer tu
kerhi gal da student en
PAO SALAY NU LAMYA

I need someone ugly

I am at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me possession of good looks
I am doomed.I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up