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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!