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Category: Politics SMS

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia

Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi

Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai

Zardari ka Farman

Zardari ka Farman
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan
Khatam karo musalman
Dollar hai apna Eman
Or Bush hai Abba jaan

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,

Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop.

Bush & Musharaf were flying

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

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Mankind will never see an

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

Those who are too smart

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

The more you read and

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that”s out always looks the best.

Government is like a baby

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

A good leader is a person

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.