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Yeh konsa station he

Ek admi train se utar k puchta ha yeh konsa station he

santa ne bahut socha or bola yeh railway station ha

Yeh kya Pagalpan hai

Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha

Banta: kya kar raha hai

Santa: Lassi bana raha hun

Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai

Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai
ab bata

Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega

3 din ki mohlat deta hun

Malik Makan: Main tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun

Santa: Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Eid

K 3 din Select karta Hun.

Main paper khali chor aya hon

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon
Banta: Main bhi
Santa: Shit yaar teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay

Merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call

Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call kar rahi thi
Miss: No
Santa: Kamaal Hai
Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha
Miss call

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Dono me kya fark hai

Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade
dono me kya fark hai

Banta:koi fark nai

Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi

When He gave you money

Judge: Why you have stolen money 4m dis man
Sardar: My lord I have nt stolen money.He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: When He gave you money
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun

Kuch to standard rakha karo

IIT Exam Santa got 1 question

Proove : SIN X = 6N
Santa cancelled ‘N’ from both the sides
Then SIX = 6 & wrote Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke questions ka

Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye

What do you mean by moving

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre