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Pump khola

4 sardaro ne mil ker petrol pump khola ek bhi customer nahi aaya
Kyun

Petrol pump was on 1st floor

Khayal te aya see janab

Police to sardar:Tumhien chori krty wqt apni biwi or betiyon ka khyal nae aya tha

Sardar: Khayal te aya see janab per dukan wich saari mardana variety see

Main english wich jwab dawaan ga

Sardar: Menu kuj v puch
Main english wich jwab dawaan ga
Friend: Agrbati di English ds
Sardar: Lay das,A kera mushkil ha
(if thirty two)

Dusron ki madad k liye aye hain

Teacher: Yad rakho hum is dunya me Dusron ki madad k liye aye hain

Sardar: Wah g wah ty dosray amb lain aaye ny

Sunya aa othey free delivery

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife
who was about to deliver
when another sardar asked him
O pernam singh oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain

Pernam singh replied assi Pizza hut chaley aan sunya aa othey free delivery hondi ha

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Windows Mai START Ka Button Hai

Ek Genius Sardar Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha, Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hain, 1Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye Ga? 2.Windows Mai START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi, 3.Hum Ms-Word Use Kartay Hain, Mr-Word Kab Release Hoga? 4.Keyboard Mai ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi to

Sardar mernay lga to bivi sy bola

Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag hi lagta tha. Sardar mernay lga to bivi sy bola. “Hun ty das de, O kida a? Sardarni: rotay huwy “Sirf ohi tuhada a

Oye ye to kamal ho gia

Tring Tring Tring

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon

Advanced study of playing cards

ardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows

Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria

Esa konsa msg tha

Sardar 1: yaar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya owr maira mobile bhi band ho gia
Sardar 2: Esa konsa msg tha
Sardar 1: Battery Low
Sardar 2: O send kar doston ko darayen gy