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Category: Sheikh SMS

Kia le kar ja rahi ho

Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

Sheikh: Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho

Cheunti: Bhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain

Us ny apni biwi se kaha

Ek shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni biwi se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
or tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata hon

Mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga

Larki (Sheikh Larkay se) Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao

Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya

Is ma takleef ki kia baat ha

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI ChAi BuNnE
TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe

My wife where ar you

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed
My wife where r u
Yes,I m here
My sons, My daughters, r u all here
Yes papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay

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Sheikh sahab kehtay hain

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya

Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao

Sheikh sahab kehtay hain Mujhay choro
daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain

Gulab wala ya chambeli wala

Sheikh ke ghar mehman aye hue they

sheikh: Thanda pio ge ya garam

Mehman: Thanda

sheikh: Roh Afza ya Pepsi

Mehman: Pepsi

sheikh: Bottle my pio ge ya glass my

Mehnam: Glass

sheikh: Sada glass may ya design wala

Mehman: Design wala

sheikh: Lines wala ya flowers wala

Mehman: Flwr wala

sheikh: Gulab wala ya chambeli wala

Mehman: Chambeli wala

sheikh: Sorry Yaar,hamare ghar may aisa glass nahi hay

Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai

Sheikh At petrol Pump
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman
Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai
Sheikh
Jana Kitthy v Nai bs onj e paise uraan di adat ha

Sheikh zor se Cheekhaa

Dr. Sheikh Se

Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

Sheikh zor se Cheekhaa

Dr: kya hua

Sheikh; Pehlay dasna c mein onu navi juti na lay k denda

Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai

Titanic K sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha
aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai

Sheikh: shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda tha