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30 duniya ki 70 akhirat ki

Juma ke roz 100 martaba darood pak parhane wale ki
100 hajten puri hote hain
30 duniya ki
70 akhirat ki

Happy Jumma-tul-Mubarak

Try to har ek ko karunga

A small kids story

Mohabbat to kisi ek se karunga
Ho saka to kisi nek se karunga
Lekin jab tak na milegi wo nek
Try to har ek ko karunga

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Maine ne chand se peyaar kia

Main ne parindo se peyaar
kiya to wo ud gaye
main ne chand se peyaar
kia to badal me chup gaya
maine ne pani se peyaar
kiya to wo bah gaye
main ne badal se peyaar
kiya to wo garaj gaye
main ne Phulo se peyaa
kiya to wo murcha gaya
Main ne kato per peyaar
kiya kate bhi tut gaye
main ne barish se peyaar
kiya to wo barash gaye
main ne aag se peyaar
kiya to to wo bhuch gayi
main ne INSAN SE peyaar
kiya to wo BEWAFA nikla

Tumhe ye photo kha se mila

14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire sy badne lga
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.

Kuch saal bad
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha
tumhe ye photo kha se mila
ladke ne pucha kyun
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi

Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki
Lottery Nikli
Company Ne Socha k
Achanak Btayege To
Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai
Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya or
Kaha k ladki ko kuchh
iss tarah se Btana Ki Wo
Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye
Pappu Ne Ja ke Us Ladki ko kaha
Maan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore Ka
Inaam Nikle To Kya Krogi
Larki: Aap Ke Samne
Dance Karungi Aap Se Pyar Krungi
Shadi Karlungi, Yehi Nahi
Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe De dungi
Ye sun kr Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya

Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo

Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi

Police Ne Car Ko Roka

Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat

Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho

Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai

Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge

Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving
Licence Banwaunga

Tabhi Uski Maa Boli

Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai

Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur

Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole

Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car

Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge

Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi

Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya

kabi Mere Saath Dhoka Karoge

Boy – Oh
Iss Din Ka To Me Kab Se Intezzar Kr Rha Tha
Girl – to Me Jau
Boy – nahi Bilkul Nhi
Girl – do You Love Me
Boy – ha Krta Tha
krta Hu
aur Krta Rahunga
Girl – kabi Mere Saath Dhoka Karoge
Boy – nhi
Isse Accha To Me Mar Jau
Girl – would You Like To Kiss Me
Boy – yes
I Like It.
Girl – tum Mujhe Maroge
Boy – nahi Me Aisa Aadmi Nhi Hu
Girl – kya Me Tum Par Vishwaas Kar Sakti Hu
Boy – yes
Girl – oh Darling
(Shaddi K Baad)
Nichey Se Uppar Padho

It was an Accident

When a Guy does Something Wrong. Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to
Girl : I can’t believe you did this
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/ When a Girl does Something Wrong… Boy : You Lost My Dog
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to
Boy : I can’t believe you did this
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me
feel Worse
Boy : I’m Sorry

I Wanna Meet Her

Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right
Boy: Yes, Of Course
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like
Boy: No One. I Love Someone
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her
Ever Since I Met Her
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her
Boy: Oh Okay
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her

Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call
Answers The Phone

Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho

BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?

GIRL . Nhi

BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho

GIRL. Nhi

BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi

GIRL. Nhi

Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga

Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha

Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho

Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun

Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi

What A Great msg for the All LOVER’s