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We have the solution to all the problems when they are not ours

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI ChAi BuNnE
TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed
My wife where r u
Yes,I m here
My sons, My daughters, r u all here
Yes papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya

Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao

Sheikh sahab kehtay hain Mujhay choro
daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain

Sheikh ke ghar mehman aye hue they

sheikh: Thanda pio ge ya garam

Mehman: Thanda

sheikh: Roh Afza ya Pepsi

Mehman: Pepsi

sheikh: Bottle my pio ge ya glass my

Mehnam: Glass

sheikh: Sada glass may ya design wala

Mehman: Design wala

sheikh: Lines wala ya flowers wala

Mehman: Flwr wala

sheikh: Gulab wala ya chambeli wala

Mehman: Chambeli wala

sheikh: Sorry Yaar,hamare ghar may aisa glass nahi hay

Sheikh At petrol Pump
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman
Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai
Sheikh
Jana Kitthy v Nai bs onj e paise uraan di adat ha

Dr. Sheikh Se

Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

Sheikh zor se Cheekhaa

Dr: kya hua

Sheikh; Pehlay dasna c mein onu navi juti na lay k denda

Titanic K sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha
aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai

Sheikh: shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda tha

Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha

Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu

Sheikh : Oyye Praji

Koi Gal Nhi

Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye