Hotho se jo choo liya

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai

If u save this msg, it means

If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I’l tak u to an eye specialist.

Just a friendly reminder

Just a friendly reminder –

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

& For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don’t worry
For Bante wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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Hello, I am a virus and

Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now………Sorry I have to leave, because I can’t find a brain.